Sometimes, in the course of human events, people get lit on fire.
okay I may or may not have wrapped my body pillow up in your t-shirt and sprayed it with your axe and am now spooning with it.
again? I'm starting to get a little creeped out now.
No now hes going to beat me to our goal of getting someone to have sex in the library. I hate periods.
I don't know what to judge you more for.
all i could think was her face looked like a farm accident
He was sitting at the table eating ice and said, "I'm pretty sure everyone in my family has nipples."
Police were closing down the bar due to gunfight and I was crying because they wouldn't let me finish putting temporary shamrock tats on my boobs
No it was the best sex I've had in months. Nothing turns me on more than getting rid of a boyfriend.
So topless strobe light beer pong turned into me rugby tackling a bitch to the ground.my tits will never forgive me for sacrificing their majesticness for responsibility
She wants me to spank her and yell "Kerry! Your father is disappointed with your choices!" Fuck up but crazy hot? Or just fuck up crazy?
He sent me a pic of her engagement ring and then STILL asked for nudes.
EVERYTHING IS DISNEY. Even my sexting can lead to Disney.
Please don't tell me that blonde guys name is Matthew I won't be able to fuck a guy with my brothers name
I love how u said nothing about the sidewalk sex but refused shower sex
I think I kinda scared him when I tried to wrap his snake around his dick while he was trying to nap.
After the "sex" was over I dressed as quickly as possible. And then he came over to me stark naked and embraced me. For over a minute. And all I could think was please get your penis off my dress.
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