We are so in love
so when's the next time you get to see your balls
she smelled like a LAN party
No i dont need Magnum Condoms, that would be like putting MC Hammer pants on my dick
The girl in the white might have stds. I'm strangely okay with this.
Wait, how is it that I'm just getting ready to go out and you're already showing your penis to freshmen girls?
Its that time of week again, Bad life decision wednesday
Oh, and my friends believe you should reimburse me for the brazilian that was gone to waste.
This girl would not stay down. It was like night of the living dead. She kept on rising up to haunt anything with a penis
In case you were unaware playing with rabbits on ecstasy is the greatest thing ever. I feel like I'm ODing on adorable right now.
in my defence, i did try to get you to put your shirt back on, then you screamed at me to stop telling you what to do
There's a patch of dead grass from where you would notoriously throw up after every good night in July. This summer was great.
I don't have time to shower before my passport photos...your cum is all over my hair...that's with me for 10 years now
He made me chicken tenders and margaritas in preparation for me to take a pregnancy test at his place later tonight. Like...seriously.
I'm glad you had fun with your genitals.
He said watch this and then went and tripped into a group of 40 year old women, now he's leaving the club with them.
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