i'm touring the leper colony via mapquest street view so we dont have to go there
This morning when you woke up you looked like one of the Wii Bowling people. I think it was the eyebrows combined with the sambuca
let's have our labels/stereotypes/careers for each kid by next week.
oh how i love working at summer camp.
It's finally official that I am from Oklahoma. I'm currently sleeping with my ex-fling's brother.
I don't know what your problem is but seriously you're a cunt for throwing up that song on your page. It's rude as fuck
omg its myspace i didnt think anyone took that seriously anymore
we were on a sandy mattress. i was wearing a sweatshirt with a poodle on it and eating a whopper jr. i wouldn't have fucked me either.
I just met the neighbor hes a self proclaimed coke dealer/ softporn producer.
The first couple times was just weird, but after last night, I'm beginning to think you have a real problem banging pregnant women who are carrying someone elses child.
Got stiff armed by the garbage man on the back of the truck...I just wanted to ride one block dude
SHE'S PREGNANT AS SHIT, AND I JUSR PEELED A CLEMENTINE TO CHASE SHOTS WITH!! COULD LIFE GET ANY BETTER!?
I'm only friends with her because I can't stop watching the train wreck.
No that one bar I got kicked out of got closed so that technically doesn't count
I remember eating bacon bits off your chest that night... I'll never look at bacon pizza the same way
I wear drunk well.
Come on in. I'm butt naked, in the kitchen, eating ice pops
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