On this egg donor form, it asks "In the past 5 years, have you had sex for drugs or money?" It only gives a yes or no option and no place to explain myself. What do I do?
There is so much to learn about oneself from autofill.
You would think that someone would have been sober enough to object to vodka bong races.
Theres dried jager, barbecue sauce and frie remnants all over my front seat.
Dude, she sent me a nude of her posing in the mirror and her dad was in the reflection
Let's be honest, your relationships fail because the man you're looking for is the equivalent of an intellectual blow-up doll.
I just heard a 350 lb guy with a stutter describe getting blood in his eye as he was shanking his cellmate and, more generally, how to survive as a white guy in jail.\n\nYou should really consider going to some AA meetings
the only thing you said was do the helicopter dick
I damn near set my vagina on fire. WHILE The Flaming Lips played in the background. Intensely apropos.
I drew you a picture of Jesus holding hands with Frida Kahlo as a token of my gratitude
She got called into work early but she left me a note that had directions to her roommates stash of weed on top of a two bacon and egg mcmuffins. I think I win.
Ever wonder what all the drugs you've ever done would look like put together?
Heaven. . It would look like heaven
we just ate hash browns in a nativity scene with baby jesus
Packing for college has become a game of where did I hide my sex toys.
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