so the guy who showed me the apt today is now texting me and asking me out for drinks...he's at least 20 yrs oldr than me and highlights his hair, but part of me is wondering how low i can talk him down in rent during sex? wrong?
seagrams + popov + pineapple + milk. there, ur search for worlds worst drink is over. you're welcome
Just found out my drug dealer is also a porn star. It's a good day.
We waited til after. Not even drunk sex felt right during a Disney movie.
I have to have sex with him again. I feel like I need to train him so no other girl experiences that bad of sex.
I think it's time we have the "weird fetish" talk.
he came within less than a minute of me blowing him. this was our second night hanging out in a row. for an almost 30 year old italian man, he is NOT living up to his country's reputation
What do you wear to apply at a strip club?
I guess I fell on the bar and kept trying to get back in telling the bouncer that I left my teeth at the bar. Woke up this morning with chipped tooth
I'm drinking with a guy who apparently blew my dog sitter.
Now go get drunk with your fam and get back into ur christmas groove. No time for gonnorhea
At one point I was counting his nipple hairs to calm myself down.
So unmotivated today.
Who am I kidding. So unmotivated this decade.
Well, the night started out with you ALMOST falling out of a tree. Then we went back to the tree after about 9 shots and you DID fall out of the tree.
I mean...if Marco gets pregnant, it is either the spawn of Satan or the second coming of Christ (neither of which I want in my life). So let's just hope that he doesn't grow a womb and that we don't have to consider either option.
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