For the record, a bath beer is far superior to a shower beer...
Don't remember much from last night, but I recall slipping you the tounge. For that I apologize
Judging by his buldge, this guy is huge. just paid steve to follow him into the bathroom and find out. They had a convo about it.
I miss the good ol' days when we would yell at strangers from your balcony while wearing our mexican ponchos in the middle of the day.
what ever happened to our old dealer?
Somewhere between yelling how am I gonna make it to my flight and more titie shots I stopped caring
You know what, I don't care that I got too drunk and didn't make it into the boat party. If I had, I probably wouldn't have peed on you later while we soundly slept. I feel you need that in a best friendship.
We had three bowls going. It was a tri-bowl tournament. Harry potter shit.
I haven't even booked my flights yet and I have my drug supply sorted
I kept resisting the urge to yell "2 for 2!" so they could hear me on the other side of the wall.
i got up, ate a McDouble, then went straight back to bed.
You sure know how to make a day worth living.
So I got lost trying to find you guys and ended up proposing to a bride in a bachelorette party with a condom.
The power of my boobs compel you
It's 90 percent alcohol, and 10 percent a whisper that says "get drunk"
Weight watchers just said "you've tracked beer three times recently, want to make it one of your favorites?" I'm begining to understand why I needed to go in the first place.
i told her we had a class about unicorns together. i'd say it was a good night
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