"You squeeze, we tiip biiiiiig" JB
quit re-tweeting John McCain's tweets
Random question, how's your gag reflex these days
Im holding a competition......who saw me last, and who knows how my nose got bruised? you earn points for answering either question. and for bringing me water.
Just tell him to eat fruit before so it tastes good. Then it's just like shotgunning a smoothie
She got a text from her mom saying "you better not sleep with him, we all know how he is". IV ONLY BEEN HERE A WEEK
she looks like she scalped a horse for her weave
Ill give you a 4 hour blow job if you make my nephew go to bed.
She asked if I could convince him so shave that shit off his face so he'll have a snowball's chance in hell of getting laid.
I never thought I would be having sex behind a shower curtain that wasn't in a bathroom.
Are you kidding me????? How bout, IM SORRY FOR CALLING YOU 16 TIMES AND LEAVING YOU A TWO MINUTE VOICEMAIL OF MYSELF THROWING UP.
I accidentally told my mom "the reason I didn't answer your call is because my phone was in my pants, on the floor"
So what if I got a tattoo on a bus, it was sterile.
I'm not trying to take your husband away from you, but can we have another 3way soon? I'm just desperate for good dick.
I've just had my first cup of coffee in a month and I moaned at the first drink and honestly I think this is the most sexual expreiance in 6 months
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