even through the webcam i could tell he was aiming for my face/hair
his dog just threw up on me too. its like im a throwup magnet to that family.
She got mad when I told her I'd bone her mom. She got MORE mad when her mom heard, and was flattered by it. Proud to say I attract MILFS.
Drunken horseback riding is the absolute worst decision i've ever made in my life.
his dick got so hard in his pants and it broke his zipper
I'm kind of concerned that there are now two different videos of me with knives
Someone apparently named 'eleaw' just text me asking if I had fun last night.
I wouldn't fuck her. Looks like her vagina smells like a seaside orgy.
In your defense, I really thought capturing that alligator would have been a lot more awesome and a lot less tragic.
RIP Mr Bojangles.
She's not a foreskin expert like you
I just used an Amazon gift card from a student to order a new vibrator....teacher of the year
i am craving dick and cupcakes
Please don't fuck the professor. We both know that won't end well.
If me saying "come f***k me now" is talking, then yes.
Can now check off "Start bar fight with my dad." on my bucket list.
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