just come out here and I will go home with you...
so he shaved. down there. and before he took his pants off i thought it was hot but then all i could think about were the naked mole rats from 7 grade science class.
She rubs her butt on the bed & then she growls..
I wonder if i passed any courses from last semester
He pulled out, and the resulting cumstain on my sheets is in the shape of a fetus. The irony of this is both awesome and terrifying.
Then pass out next to me, I'll be under a pong table or a park bench. Really depends on the weather during Mifflin
I made him an O's fan. One pic of my tits coming out of a Baltimore shirt and it was done.
lesson learned.. dressing up like a naughty teacher doesn't mean you can get away with spanking a cop with a ruler for being "fresh" with you
It's just unfortunate. She's a 28 year old woman who looks as if a pelican and ET had a baby. With braces.
don't worry, i'm not mad. i'm just angry. and furious. and about to set your ass on fire.
At what point can I admit that I hate going to house parties?
I don't wanna stand in your shitty kitchen making small talk while I guard the quality booze I brought.
I'll be wearing lingerie and holding a bottle of bourbon so pick up whatever food you think goes with that
WTF DOES CAROLINE HAVE GLASS IN HER FACE
I'm hungover from the 8pm vodka and still drunk from the 5am beer.
Best part though was when he wanted to cuddle and I was like, I'm going to go.
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