where are you?
in the room with the baby pig
k im coming soon
I need to stop researching the drugs I do on Wikipedia. The parts about abuse and dependency hit too close to home
doing shots has become such a natural thing to me that i just instinctively swallowed listerine
this guy had a colored tattoo of Chucky on his leg, whatever drugs he does, i want them
she screamed "my eye!" and it brought me a surge of bad memories. except she was yelling about a lemon.
He threw up in the campfire, the alcohol in his puke caught on fire. Im marrying this man
I found what appears to be half an E pill and part of a tooth in my pocket this morning
why the fuck are my pubes caked with bread crumbs?
i just remember explaining why my socks were better than everyone elses.
Oh god. It's like a broken faucet. My guts sound like a bilge pump clogged with golf balls and cake frosting.
The pool of urine in the trash can signifies both a regretful yet successful night.
I need you to go into my room and get some pants then bring them and four band aids to Sam's apartment no questions
I'm just the girl with the breathalyzer keychain, and I embrace that.
I told you that you couldn’t eat fifty tacos, you slapped me in the face, ate seventeen tacos, and fell asleep on my floor
You're lucky I'm holding your vagina in my best interests
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