I enjoy that i have a whole shelf of clothes that I've accumulated from random sex. You know the ones you get to make the morning after look less awkward like similar to an athletes trophy shelf
How many 'remember name' entries is it inappropriate to have in one's cell phone?
forced to watch US open for father's day. only perk is discovering dustin johnson...reeeeally hoping that this golf sex addiction thing is contagious
You said eat breakfast. So i poured Baileys on top of m&m's. It taste just like like cereal I swear.
I just looked at the guy in the car next to me and he was wearing a divers mask. We just nodded cause we both understood.
We are cuddling. She is so cute when she is too high to be a loud bitch.
Try not to get arrested for it, but otherwise i support you
He's CUTE. and foreign
I have one of those hangovers where you visualize how awesome it would be to climb in your fridge and drink glacier water
I could just tape a camera with a live feed to my head & you could check in on me from time to time
He's pretty cool once you ignore the fact that he's trying to get into your pants
My sobriety has gotten out of control. I think I need an intervention.
It's barely past noon, how am I already talking about double penetration
And he put my hair in my clip while i blew him...and he did a good job
Eaten today: granola bar, pumpkin donut, and fritos. Oh, college nutrition.
How are you and the lady friend?
Well, she's a lunatic, and I love sex, so we're good.
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