Will you still be my friend if I read and enjoyed Twilight?
No
Single schmingle. No one actually obeys the relationship boundaries these days. Its 2009.
keep an eye on me. i'm afraid that after a few more drinks i'll ask to borrow his wheelchair.
...She was shooting whiskey using a turkey baster...i was horrified.
Woke up in a kilt. And it's not my kilt. Drinking was a success.
for the record, graham crackers won't get the taste of cock out of your mouth. also we're out of graham crackers
You never did explain why you were in wal-mart with a wok full of popcorn.
nothing says 'im willing to leave my comfort zone for you' like letting you choke me during sex
Had sex and ran 2.8 miles all before 7:30am. This is going to be a very productive Monday.
Trying to figure out what I just puked. Demon weed is salad. No more drunk buffets.
Well. At least he's a gentleman. A gentleman satanist.
I had sex with two guys in one day. One on my grandma's couch, one on a golf course. This is the greatest post-surgery accomplishment I could ask for.
he's spending the night tonight. if i can walk straight tomorrow i'll be pissed.
He pulled out a Plan B pill and handed it to me as I left like it was a party favor. God Bless America.
If you think that liquor is the way to shower sex then you're right.
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