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your cum blends into my yellow sheets :/
I just remembered I gave $20 to a bum last nite. Philanthropy events always make me do stupid shit.
If I die on my trip, you're my chosen person. Nightstand-vibrators. Computer-iphoto naked pictures. I hope you feel honored.
Correct me if I'm wrong, but I did not stop moving last night. If tequila gives me that extra push to have an active lifestyle, so be it.
She gives pretty bad head, but when it's in her dad's Lexus SUV it's tough to complain.
Nah the bridesmaids all had dates. I slept with the next best thing: girl who WANTED to be a bridesmaid but didnt make the cut.
Quick question, how many times can you get chlamydia before your vagina just gives up and falls off?
You gotta pick a side. My suggestion: side with tits.
Boobs are out for the taking
You yell at me for giving you beer but not for licking spilled beer off your chest.
Because you failed to stop the wedding, now I have to be a homewrecker. My eternal damnation is on your head I hope you're proud.
You was so high that you insisted that you heard someone whistle, then you insisted they was trapped in the wall!
Never let me go online shopping while drunk. I now own 2 baby cribs. I have no children
Your ex roommate is making out w the kid who pees on floors and it's kinda funny
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