Okay you're seriously so fucking annoying its like having a baby
This girl just swallowed a pealed banana whole. I'm not worthy.
fuck your need to drink for whitney a thousand times last night.
This is irresponsible on your part, leaving me alone in a bar.
I walked in her room to find her rubbing lotion on her face high as fuck.
She was giving me head while we were in my tree house, my mom then came out to let the dog out so she stopped so I would stop groaning, was it good? You tell me
I had sex on a dinosaur comforter, tell me that does not define my life.
L'Shannah Tovah!
Whats that? My new stripper name?
I got back and Katie was asleep holding a burrito. I woke her up and she ate it and passed back out.
Dude, you need better judgement.Trust me I know. I put my dick in the wrong mouths all the time
I HAVE DISCOVERED LONDON AND IT FILLS ME WITH JOY
Completely unrelated and mildly related, a guy I hooked up with last year in a threeway died, his obit photo was his Grindr photo
His name was toto. That should have been my red flag
My sinuses still burn from snorting red wine last night.
Do plants get herpes?
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