love how google fills in search terms for you, today for example, i ran a query for "why do girls get t"
and google finished it w/ "ramp stamps."
I felt less weird knowing others had searched this before me.
I just realized that the music from spongebob is also used in real sex HBO.
I'm buying a pregnancy test with my lunch money. Classy.
let me put it this way. im never saying "join in or get out" again unless i know whos in the room.
No period for spring break; use this wisely.
i wish i was a boy too so i knew what a blow job felt like
I woke up covered in blue paint and my knee bleeding, when I went to return the shopping cart the guy in the elevator laughed hysterically. I'm having a good morning.
It's pretty bad that I know he's opening his door from the way it squeaks because I have snuck out of his room so many times this semester...
His rich uncle has six months to live. I feel pregnant.
sitting on my lesbian neighbors couch, sexting, & eating a burrito.. that single
Streaking across a girls college rugby game is probably the best, and most painful, decision I've ever made
Finals drinking + forgeting you had to take your ambien because you work at 6am mid paper= drunk logic which then entails going on a "detox" run. Puking your guts put in the field house bushes while some random guy says to you "its okay. We're marching on."
I want to get up and tell you that smells delicious but I'm struggling with the idea of pants
He compared my blow job skills to finding gold treasure in a gold chest, so there's that.
You think that was bad? One time my parents found my sister half naked on top of the four runner in the garage. She makes me look like the good child.
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