Having a random hookup so left but love u
we better have passed that bar exam - i dont want to have to drink like this again
Took an aderol, wrote a differential equation for solving volume of flow of a rectangular channel with change in depth, then masturbated for the 6th time.
When you get here, kick me in the balls. It's really important. - I'll explain later.
One of us will probably end up wearing nothing but glow/ neon body paint and a pair of water wings...
And I am in no way ashamed to say that it will most likely be me. I'm hoping for it actually.
nothing like walking in the house at 3 am in my panties and a sheer shirt carrying a life sized cardboard dale earnhardt jr
I want to put in my resignation as an adult. From now on I will be spending my time drinking beer and skiing.
took over 12 bombs tonight and we still aren't hooking up. Wait how am I functioning
Ok let me just clear up this blowjob thing first so we can talk about your grandpa
I want the address of the individual responsible for strawbeeritas. I want to send them gift basket.
I just remembered I did the whole byebyebye dance at the bar
Amanda, I can 99.9% assure you i'm probably never going to bang your mom
I DON'T LIKE THAT SENTENCE
Should I be flattered that she mumbled "You're the king of my face" before passing out?
A+ Viking dick
Can't find my wig, my underwear, or my dignity. Halloween 2016
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