1 stripper is 160/hr. 2 strippers is 280/hr. it would be fiscaly irresponsible to only get one.
he's 25, hott, and leaving for iraq tuesday, i wanna get in as much as possible...
your life is a nick sparks novel waiting to happen
Afterwards she kept poking it and saying "it looks so sad and small" I dont know if I wanted to reach this state in our relationship...
i just wasnt prepared to have the baby of one of two french firemen. threesomes are too confusing.
No dude trust me, just go a strip club at their busiest hours and pick the ugliest chick. Guaranteed she blows you for under 20$, the record stands at $7.67 and a pen from Bank of America,
I am nonfunctional stoned. I had to ask ben to put me somewhere away from all the people I'm sitting on someones bed watching a wall. Not alright. Should not have come.
Ugh he's texting me.
Tell him you're no longer interested in what he has to offer; his shitty personality outweighs his sexual prowess.
my dad is now demonstrating how to start a fire with a tampon. happy fucking new year!
I want your cock.
All we are is dust in the wiiiiiiinnnnnnnnnnd
I think the only context in which I'd be comfortable being kidnapped is by a band of baby sloths
This guy is like Don Jon! Im over here this weekend and at least four times I've heard porn on his phone thru the bathroom door.
Also topless tea is a thing that happens in our apartment. Ready yourself.
There's lube and condom packets all over the street we missed something awesome.
I just caught your son trying to perform fellatio on himself. What do I do?
Do you think Ashley had her twin sister tag in for our date? The sex was different and I think a mole was missing
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