that coffee was exactly what I needed. Also whose awesome hat is on the couch with ear flaps? I wanna put my head in it
I wish a night of watching Dear John and a bottle of wine could cure my herpes.
You made eat vitamins until I threw up
i'm trying to figure out what goes best with beef ramen. a 2007 merlot or a 2008 pinot noir? i'm leaning toward the pinot noir.
you started keeping track of only every even numbered drink you had
i just had a pap smear and two shots. lets hit the beach.
uhh when the x-ray tec was moving your head you licked his hand and meowed.. i think he knew you weren't sober
Do you knowwwwww you never ha to pee while lhr on eztacy
Had to crawl to the kitchen this morning cuz I was too hung over but really wanted fruity pebbles. yes. I ate fruity pebbles on the kitchen floor.
He wanted me to strip for him. I told him that we aren't at that serious of a fuck buddy relationship yet
Just puked in my hallway. Good start to a great night
I AM VODKA MAN
We had an in depth conversion about the best way to take a dick pic. Both with and without mirrors.
You can't give me tequila around boys who have girlfriends. That ain't new.
He's gonna do me a solid for doing her a solid. It's like pay it foward. But with sex.
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