im about as happy as oj after his trial
I wish i was in the wii world.
I may also break bread with strippers. Because it is passover.
My mom gave me a high five when I told her I was just using him for sex
You and your mom would make an amazing tag team
But then he started to talk about his wedding he wants and I quote " and yes parts will be choreographed"
Nothing like a Mormon bachlorette party to make you feel slutty
Resolution for 2011: blow jobs are a privilege, not a right.
The stripper had a daughter my age and offered to introduce us. I didn't know what to say to that.
No, this is a senior booty call. It cannot be ignored.
This is God's way of telling me He loves me and wants me to be a cocktease.
Go forth my daughter and give blue balls to all who may gaze upon your tits.
What can i say, i'm an artist. I think deep thoughts. In between the homoerotica and pterodactyl noises
I moved my bed to the living room so when a girl walks in she has to decide right away if shes in or out
My love will cover her like lulu lemon yoga pants. Casually supportive and always complimenting your Ass.
I just remembered you petting my nose last night to help the cocaine 'sink in'. I don't think that's how it works
If sleeping with your boss doesnt scream job security i dont know what does.
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