Rub youre cunt and tell me you love me.
Your incorrect use of you're doesn't arouse me in the slightest.
her nose should be used as a dorsal fin
Would you still love me if I had no teeth
Yeah why?
Cuz i woke up this morning and a few are gone
stripped for him at 3am on my childhood playground and used the swing set as a pole.
Old lady caught me peeing in the street and yelled at me and said "I REBUKE YOU"
So "Abstinence August" was a bust. Maybe I'll try for "Sex-free September" or "Only if we're facebook official October"
now that you've tased me I refuse to buy you flowers
I feel like I just rode a horse, did a million jumping jacks, ran a marathon and need a carton on cigarettes. best sex hands down... EVER
At some point, it turned less into sparring and more into tough guy dry humping.
He pulled the pencil out of my leg and then we fucked. It felt sorta like pulp fiction in reverse.
He left his cock-ring in my truck.
Consider it a gay sex souvenir.
Remember Christopher who always sends me pictures of his penis? Look to your right, boy in the blue.
It's my birthday weekend! I'm getting a Brazilian and he's going to fucking Arkansas. Where the fuck are his priorities?
I really regret not asking “like a cupcake” when you asked me to eat your ass
I hate when he takes the condom off to cum all over me. It defeats the purpose.
It’s like having a barf bag and choosing to puke in your own lap.
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