Is my tampon string too long for this dress?
You left a skid on my bar stool!!!!
Oops! Sorry about getting stool on your stool!
She called me Jeff during sex, I just kept going like nothing happened. To think, if I was a woman that would be a problem.
He started making shapes and faces with his cock and balls.... apparently if you wrap the shaft with your balls and turn it 90 degrees to the left it looks like a hamburger
four loko is officially banned. leave it to the kids from a state school to fuck it up for everyone
Did you get the "i have a yeast infection from that wet frat bathroom floor" text?
Please tell me you've ingested more than weed and Oreos today
If my sophomore year were to be made into a novel, it would be titled "dances with salvia"
I AM NOT THE MAN IN THIS RELATIONSHIP.
It's shit like this that makes people think we're gay.
Well. I hope my dad likes whatever sweater stoned me picks out.
i gotta stop hooking up with people just to get to their dogs
Walking into her house she felt something in her bra.... It was a used condom. Sadly enough this is not the first or last time it will happen. It's time for an intervention.
I'm seriously considering selling my books back early. I don't use them anyways and I could really use the beer money..
It does not feel like it was just this morning that I had a penis in multiple cavities of my body
i think i just naturally attract stoners
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