but seriously ill do anyone in one of those hats with the earflaps.
The guy I fucked last night is well worth up the ass tuition. I just wish I could tell dad thanks!
There are flashing lights and a man dressed as Santa with a bullhorn in my cul de sac.
I'm not sure if this is awesome or scary.
Just doin' what I do best: sitting in a stall in the class building's bathroom, pondering life and exploring deep, dark corners of the internet before class.
She was wasted talking to my dad about the hunger games than she passed out in the shower and flooded the hotel room...
Oh Julie took your pants off last night, I put your pajama bottoms on, and Rachel took your bra off. It takes a village.
Besides the fact that the only male who has shown an interest in me in the last 5 months has a strange and unfortunate resemblance to fucking Frodo, I've been good thanks
gay sex achievement: unlocked
what
you told me you were going out for groceries!!
Also, I wish we had magnetic nipple rings and our boobs stuck together.
Took pain meds with RumChata this morning. It's like morning milk but better
Did we have sex last night?
No. You laid in my bed and I brought you taco bell.
How drunk is too drunk to be on an airplane?
How do you say, "I love you, but i prefer sex with someone else." in a good way? Ponder that over a jack and coke and get back to me.
I don't know where you went, but if you're anywhere near the liquor, pour me another drink
Met the hot new neighbor. She's into country music and giving really good bjs. Latter made up for the former.
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