I will be home in 10 min. Dont be beating off on the couch
enter at your own risk
everything is bigger in texas. Including my drinking problem.
the last thing i remember is unlocking the door. its like i was literally opening the door to my blackout
he acted like he had never seen anyone snort lines of adderall off of a microwave before. freshman.
just found glitter in my belly button...seriously when will this nightmare end
I just tried to eat one of my ear plugs, thinking it was a cheese curl. I need it to be break RIGHT NOW.
I got to see some gay bartender let a girl with daddy issues whip Travis in the balls with his own belt. Totally worth it.
I think I hit my head on every surface in that apartment last night
Watching my ex make out with another girl is weird.
But she's wearing a jumpsuit so I feel better.
I smelled him yesterday and almost relapsed he's like cocaine
We were just getting out tux's at men's warehouse he pulled both of the fitting room girls. I dont think he should be getting married
WHY WOULD YOU SWIPE RIGHT???!!!!!
The same reason I ordered and ate almost an entire pizza last night
You can't leave me alone in times of distress because I will fuck things 🙈😐
I'm going to be such a slut in Europe I've already decided
Send me dick pics. We'll make a scrap book
How was that girls surprise party last night?
Got absolutely destroyed tried to put somebody's leather jacket on and make out with their mother. You know.. the norm
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