i keep walking around campus wondering if anyone is as stoned as i am
this is two weekends in a row I've been the pantsless girl at the party. I love my social life.
i have to get rid of the hedgehog.
Does it come with a cage?
yes. and food and toys.
i'll trade you an 8th for it
deal.
It's the foolproof way to identify who didn't get laid last night
all i remeber is falling off a fence and banging him in the middle of the street, not sure which one gave me this cut
A worker across the alley is wearing your sombrero sans cat barf.
Hi, my name is Ashslay and I'll be your designated shitshow.
I sat on my couch last night watching What Women Want, eating ice cream, and sobbing "why doesn't she like me?" Why was I born a man?
In going to go underground and live with the mole people for a while.
Your "whiskey dick" is glorious but also terrifying
It's brunch. If you find dick at brunch. You an A+ hoe.
How'd things go with that guy last night?
He threw up in the consol in my car then started crying about his ex girlfriend.
i was watching the elves fighting on my knees while waiting for the shrooms to kick in then i realized
That's true. Ask me when I'm not fucked up. Nvm hold on. Btw. Wikipedia dinosaur. It's fascinating
So, my first week in Saskatchewan ended with me drinking moonshine and getting eaten out in a tractor. I already love it here!
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