Eric got herpes from Jo-ann
That's what he deserves for hooking up with a french canadian
Would we rather be in rehab with the drug addicts or the girls with low self esteem?
you are my new fav person for making him do the walk of shame in pink footie pajamas!
He just slept in my bed for a couple hours and asked lots of questions about gay sex. No, I do not have his number.
Goldfish can't live in a bowl filled with tequila, lesson learned.
I used the picture of my mom and I doing blow job shots in Vegas in the presentation for my Spanish final. Graduation here I come.
let's be real here, you have a beautiful vagina. this kid is a doctors son. that's a remedy for beautiful rich grandkids. he is just trying water his family tree, and make sure he doesn't end up in some piece of shit adult home. go for it.
When he pulls out of you and farts and says ahh I wanted to do that for the past 30 mins ....you rethink the next drunken hook up
I would rather get explosive diarrhea at the aquarium than go home alone tonight
okay - we take $20 and buy each other some 'drink till we puke' clothes from the thrift store.
So, settle a debate for my housemates. Have you measured your dick. And how long. Results Will not be disclosed
Is it possible to break your brain with drugs?
I got high and had sex with reindeer antlers on. It was magical and animalistic. Tia the season.
My walk of shame is starting to become positively reinforcing; I stop by Starbucks and when I leave I look someone just heading to work.
I'm playing trivia and drinking margaritas so now is not a good time.
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