Is Jonathan Taylor Thomas a gay? I need you to google search it for me. Its important
life just isnt the same w/o real world cancun
Girl next to me just said "as a guy I used to sweat but not I don't. it's awesome" Oh. My. God.
she literally pooped in the closet. i sent the picture to everyone i know.
I queefed so loud it echoed.
This hangover is way worse than all my relationships
I don't understand why everytime I fuck his bestfriend he seems more interested in me...
I miss vodka workout Fridays
all i know is that i listed him in my phone as 'vagina cookies.' that can only be a good thing.
We're about to go to a party titled 'Night of 1000 Jello Shots".
I don't know. I just thought I'd put my drinks in my bag and go on an adventure. Like a drunk Bilbo Baggins.
I woke up like how did I get here this blanket is nice but it was just the curtain
I had one beer! ONE BEER! They took shots in mourning of my tolerance last night. My ability to drink is a joke.
I was thinking we could get together and exchange gifts, and by gifts I mean orgasms.
i'm not too sure if he's up to my expectations looks-wise, but in the penis department he exceeds ALL regulations.
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