I GPSed you we're an hour and 14min away from each other
and it's going to stay that way
Yes but life is bad with poopy sheets
He told me I took off my shirt, asked for the latino thunder and jumped on him. I want to question this but it sounds too much like me.
thursday was literally the first time i didnt drunk eat since the bush administration and it was only because i was fucking someones boyfriend. making a mental note to do that more often.
No need to get angry I'm just tryin to get my door back
I am not saying having unprotected sex in my boss' pool was a good idea, I am just saying it wasn't my worst idea of the summer.
That sad moment when even your drug dealer lands a summer internship and you don't...
All I vaguely remember from last night is getting up on that nice mahogany table and debating about squirrel's rights
going on a mission to find my pants and the guy who stole my beer don't wait up
Let's celebrate that I used a condom
I can hear the pillow talk now, "how many condoms did you bring? Good, put them all on,"
THERES A FUCKBOY IN MY PERSONAL SPACE
GET IT AWAY FROM ME IM ALLERGIC
I have no idea what to do with myself since we graduated.
I've just been napping and sexting all day.
Wine through a straw in a subway cup.....classy
Just had an emotional break through with the dog. That high.
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