Don't tits with veins remind you of road maps?
i cant believe i hit a parked car with a pink dildo in my mouth... fuckin epic
there's only 1 girl at Mount St Mary that's a virgin. the Mary statue standing outside
just found my diary from when i was 14. i demand a drinking game of this.
We left the bar, went to a sex shop, bought penis shotglasses, went back to the bar and insisted that the bartender used them.
We went to IKEA super baked wearing fake mustaches. You?
Going to the u of w I constantly have that moment of, oh hey I felt you up at that rave at folk fest that one time. Winnipeg is too small.
At this point, just throw that mattresses away. Or bronze it and display it as a testament to your shame. either is good.
DISHONOR ON YOU. DISHONOR ON YO FAMILY. DISHONOR ON YO COW
everything in the house taste like gin even the water, friday nite was a success
My bad man. I was at a strip club, and apparently it's like a big deal to take your phone out in one of those places.
They came over the loud speaker and said "no laying on the dance floor.." I thought i was dancing, but apparently that's just the way it started out.
BTW, does Anne know that we used the lipstick she is currently wearing to was used to write the word "ASS" on my ass cheeks last night?
Your dick. My mouth. We have 20 minutes.
The sex was so good we high-fived after.
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