problem. drunk. stepbrother hitting on me again. help.
bro...we were banging on her floor and her dog walked in and started licking my balls
adderall just fell out of my nose in class. guy next to me just nodded.
And i laid in the yard with carrots on my chest cause i wanted a bunny
her facebook pictures are like a timeline of all the guys she's screwed.
he's got a countert top full of yard sale blenders so id say maragita wednesdays is a go.
I noticed how good my hair still looked. Apparently rum and coke in it helps it stay curly thru sex. May be using this more often.
i'm having flashbacks of crying and telling you i was made out of egg salad.
We just set the fire alarm off with a fog machine. What's my first instinct? Finish my drink. I think I handled that correctly.
This is my first time seeing you since your lesbian experience. SO EXCITED!
I wasn't trying to be rude when I hurriedly walked past you, but I can not put in to words exactly how bad I had to shit.
Mom chose Thanksgiving to tell me the reason I am here is because she was too tired to give my dad a BJ and too drunk to make him pull out.
Yes. Ice cream tacos are an important aspect in the bridge of friendship
Ate 5 hotdogs today. You need to get me back on my tequila diet cause this shit has to stop!
Nothing like casual arson to brighten your day
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