The problem is he wears abercrombie jeans like there's nothing wrong with it
Ya! She had a north face on tho so she was a classy hooker.
Dude I thought this was going to suck, but moving back in with my dad is like being at a frat party every night only everyone is 40 years old.
so this was truly a case of the blacked out leading the blacked out.
I wont be hard to find. Im wearing a darth vader mask and I have a megaphone.
Why do my balls have what looks like rust on them?
Somewhere between the 2 hours of sex and her urgently rushing to work she manged to steal all $329.33 in my jeans. Worst one night stand ever, she even took the pennies.
Btw, I'm creating an event on fb to celebrate the one yr anniversary since we went to jail.
I'm pretty sure they changed the plants at the grocery store because of us
No, the real question is if you drink like I drink why WOULDN'T you wear a cape.
Every time I roll over in bed I land on a different vibrator. I feel I'm the only one with this problem.
Made up a full house drinking game
On my way.
He just stays over and makes naked pancakes in the morning
Drake has all the answers
He fucked me so hard my hair extensions fell out
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