It's what's on the inside that counts(972): They probably have big open vaginas so the inside is no good
So his roomate was eating breakfast when I was sneaking out. He's the guy I took home from jessicas wedding. I ended up eating coco puffs with him
Just another sign I need to get out of this town
well thats why i like him. because he makes you happy. on the other hand i think he masturbates too much while texting you.
Yeudjkisdjxbfceryuj. i love having a qwerty keyboard just so i can do that.
IS FOOTBALL GONNA SUCK HIS DICK? NO, IT IS NOT
I incognito puked under the VIP table. Did Jersey proud.
Bitches at mcdonalds acting like they never seen a girl puke in her own coat pocket before
I feel like letting the same guy who shot him dig the pellet out of his leg with a pocket knife was the bigger mistake
So. How about you can get tequila certified...
I woke up to my roommate checking my pulse
i love how you just walk into that dealer's house every time without knocking, yet you don't even know his name
I need a genital shamwow being this wet.
Have a booty call at 3am, stopped for tacos at 2:30. It's 2:55 and I still haven't ordered but can't jump the curb to get out of line because there is a cop in front of me. What am I doing with my life?
Girl I'm contemplating picking up some adult diapers. That's how bad this is and it's only day 2.
Fortunatly we found him, he was on my roof. Unfortunatly, we can't say the same for his pants. Still looking. BRB.
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