Thats a flattering suggestion doug but lets be clear NO you may not put your face in my vagina just because ur not charging me a cover. sorry.
I'm proud of our boobs and what they could potentially achieve in life.
i knew it was going to be a good night when i was bleeding, licked it and it tasted like miller light
I said make yourselves at home, not to put a used condom on my ceiling fan.
Your my favorite hello and hardest goodbye.
And I especially mean that last part, half the time you pass out somewhere and it is impossible to get you to leave.
and his room smelled like strippers, childrens tears, and fear
The house is trashed, there is porn scattered everywhere like an easter egg hunt and the blow up doll is sleeping on the couch downstairs. someone covered her up.
You know its a good sign when a girl asks who everyone is AFTER she flashes her tits to the room.
Is there a technical name for reverse cowgirl? I'm trying to maintain a little dignity with my mother here
and honestly how many chances will you get to hook up with a one armed guy?
It's a good cause. For your vagina.
IT'S LIKE SHE TAKES SECRET KUNG FU CUNT LESSONS AND THEN BRUCE LEES ALL OVER EVERYONE.
My dad, when he got home and saw me loading a bowl in the living room: "We have TWO beautiful balconies to get high on and you pick the couch?!"
Just want to let you know thanks for setting the bar pretty low when it comes to girls.
You attract beautiful men with jobs. I attract ONE WITH A SOUL PATCH.
it was a sexy soul patch.
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