oh, also, we're locked out of the house and we're going to have to take shelter with the hot, poss single, dad next door. i hope this turns into a porno
i just dont know how to see an unattractive person as more than a friend
Hopefully the semester will be over before she has a breakout. Then I can just avoid the situation entirely
all i remember is you climbed in a garbage can and said you were trashed
the cops didnt even wait to start drinking the confiscated alchohol from the party
the can pyramid on my head actually reached a decent height before I moved.
He asked me why my bellybutton was so ugly... and wondered why i wasnt in the mood anymore.
My dealer's mom died on christmas eve. Is it too soon to see if he's holding?
Pretty sure I asked the person at the pharmacy counter in Walgreens to marry me last night. But also remember Rachel Maddow crawling through the TV screen, so my memory might be a bit compromised...
She's the queen of dating. She managed to get a date with a guy who saw her puke five times in two hours.
I wore a bathing suit downtown so I didn't have to put on underwear, I obviously don't have my shit together
Not sure but if it exists I will find it and I will fill my face with it
Some girls mom just approved of me banging her on Fb.... For the whole world to see.. I'm officially a god.
i wish i could put you in a lil box, and keep you for when i need to be blown
i just used your hair clip to unclog my bong. i miss you so much!
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