she definitely has that "I'll bang you, but then I'll tell your girlfriend" look to her.
I just walked by that girl who tried to commit suicide over me in high school. That was weird.
A letter to the campus apologizing for being sucha cunt with a picture of her head on it. All posted around campus.
He wants to make love to me in a sea of paint and wash my tears away with the brushes surrounding us..I've known him for 2 days.
My suggestion that we all just smoke some weed was greeted with a uncomfrotable silence and a 'maybe later'. These are not our people
I don't really know how to explain this place...it's like I feel like I need an std just to fit in
Regardless of the amount of alcohol you may consume tonight - DON'T take anybody home
thats because you have standards... and i have a thing for guys that give me free drugs.
Nothing says happy gameday like waking up in only an ACC Championship shirt in the qb's bed with a different football player
Yeah, my new jeep also came with custom license plates that read 4SKIIN. Not "4 skin" but "4 skiing" thanks mom and dad
Just burnt my nuts with a cigarette. Don't ask. I hate life.
in retrospect i think my mom tried to raise me gay
He signed my ass with a Waffle House pen.
I can't believe he's mad at you for not remembering your fake anniversary.
Pretty sure I just got the ok to have a one night stand in Maui...from mom. I'd say that's a win in my book.
Next thing I know her tits are out on my desk. It was straight out of a porno. What was I supposed to do I’m not made of stone
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