you were so high you were expressing yourself in action figures
so I have this game called 14 beers left. and we both have to drink 7 before we leave
im pretty sure all they do is fuck. and talk in baby talk. its two babys fucking basically.
just found my diary from when i was 14. i demand a drinking game of this.
I think he liked me better when I only opened my mouth to suck his dick.
Was waiting for the adderal to kick in then realized I had been brushing my teeth for eighteen minuites
Land Before Time marathon. we drink every time littlefoot almost eats a treestar.
Hate the very realistic pregnancy dreams. Like my dream when I birthed the pirate ships. SO REAL...
Send me the video of myself under the polar bear skin. It's important.
I can't find my underwear or one of my shoes but he baked me cookies for breakfast.
We are going to need a water proof camera with a flash....exit routes....lots of booze.....and a tutu for good measure
I'm like a magical alcohol dispenser. I pulled this kahlua out of my vagina.
I just shit my bed. Go ahead and make your 40 year old incontinence jokes now.
we need to find a way to be drinking champagne 24/7
You ran outside mistaken the snow for sand and started screaming "WHERES TH BEACH"
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