Google if cops ever smoke weeds and then bust them. I need to know immidiately.
i just google searched 'can you pop your ovary'
How bad was it?
You ran around telling everyone that you were going to click them to death on google earth
for halloween i should be pregnant. what is scarier than that?!
this crazy girl in up in Dennys is going crazy because Bob Saget just texted her.
last night i found out that about 5 of my friends audio recorded us having sex through the bedroom door, then auto tuned it in the tpain app on his iphone.
she moved to the other side of town, do you realize how far i gotta walk to get a blow job???
Just so you know I would totally fuck you. Does that count as a feeling?
Did you spray paint that captain morgan fifth that's in the freezer gold?
Dude my body has gone into shock from not eating frozen pizza and chips. I've been shitting like Richard Simmons after a night out of twerking in a corn field
We drank vodka and koolaid through a traffic cone. It got rowdy.
He just said Bill Nye is just a dude. If I ever considered sleeping with him, I never will now.
I walked in to you guys using a milk jug as a gravity bong
Surrounded by smaller versions of the same
Oh shit. My bra is undone and I'm pretty sure I peed on my sandal
If he ever pulls my hair again, I'm going to conveniently have lock jaw. Then he can decide whether pain during sex is still fucking appealing.
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