i'm three days dirty after drinking 14 hours last night and some other questionable behavior (hula hooping at a large concert, for example) i will just always bring the class. and the sluttiness.
So today I found out that our school is known as the herpes school
she just put all the cheese in the refrig to sleep.. and yes we did finish you bottle.
you'd think with how big her nose is she'd have a better smelling pussy..
While I was dancing with him in my foil dress he said, "You're like a Chipotle burrito. Don't worry, that's the best complement you could get from me."
He had a huge mole on his dick. Genetics has cockblocked him for life.
At home depot. Final room inspection is tmrow, gotta paint over the puke stains
you told the cab driver to stop being such a pussy because he wouldn't let you shotgun a beer in the backseat
I'm having horrible flashbacks of being groped by Pauly Shore.
Three guys came up to me at the bar and started dancing on me, while screaming "Johnson's girl." That's the last time I sleep with a freshmen.
Well my summer started by me waking up in a tube on the side of the pond this morning with 2 of my friends. So that's good..
You FaceTimed me to show me he was sucking your tit
He's being awfully beer snobby for a guy who ordered salad
He's such a neat freak that he started making the bed while I was still laying on it naked. He succeed in case you were wondering.
As a BFF it is your duty to answer when I drunk call you at 3 in the morning because I couldn't find a knife to cut that cake. I finally found one, fell asleep with it and the cake in bed. K thanks bye.
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