I'll start drinking again when I know where I am
saturday- my day is open, my legs are not. you in?
well apparently not.
how do you say "fuck me and leave bruises" in italian?
Please tell me you are a size medium in men's clown onesies and that you forgot them here last night.....
Taking my tights off outside the club to give them to the homeless man was my contribution to humanity. The fact that it was snowing just made me feel like superman.
I mean turning down birthday sex is never the answer
It is way too early in the summer for me to be coming into work still drunk.
Well there is another shower in Nov. So I have three months to figure out how to get some drunk space fucking. May need some of your mead
First of all guys don't have walks of shame. Secondly there is nothing more epic than riding the skytrain in a toga while everyone else is going to work
Do pleather leggings scream im easy on a first date?
How do I feel about a girl who has a g string tattooed on
Idk woke up on the suite in someone else's clothing and actually broke my ankle
This is not the first time I've recognized my body is subconsciously trying to make pizza.
All my friends are getting married and I'm pole dancing in a tattoo shop. I don't know how I feel about this.
They spent thousands on one day. You made $76 in 30 minutes. You should feel great about that.
Only good thing about the 50 Shades is that it is now completely OK to call a credit card co to dispute the charge for nipple clamps that didnt arrive.
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