Id pretty much put it in anything at this point. Jello. Dogs. 12 year old boys
I see an opportunity for you to use your nakedness to cure my boredom.
I think its a sure sign I need to get laid when every cloud in the sky looks like a penis.
i dont have any money that hasnt already been designated for cigarettes and birth control
I dig being used for consequence free sex. Not consequenceful sex.
she was eating donuts out of the garbage. enough said.
I'll tell these girls I'm like the pet adoption center...don't play with it if you're not taking it home.
the fact that we had sex in the dining hall makes it seem so much more like home.
He said and I quote "Had to beat one off in the Burger King bathroom before I went over." Thats somebody that takes pride in his work.
I'm never drinking again. I saw way more penises than I ever cared to see last night. And I've decided that I'm going to live in Scotland.
I need an explanation for both of these epiphanies.
There was this blissful moment of peace and quiet... then you ran past our window with a lit firecracker in hand going, "SHIT. SHIT. SHIT!"
He just stopped me mid blow job so he could text his wife asking for TacoBell.
If he comes over I probably get to fuck him and if he doesn't I don't have to pay him the $60 I owe him for weed. It's a win-win situation.
I love how when he said ecstasy pills both of our heads whipped around like a couple of horned owls.
You were filing your nipples with a nail file to "make them sharper"
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