...is it true? will i see you next weekend
YES.
ah, i can't wait till there's negative 2 inches between us
I'm at a Mexican Walmart. Wish you were here.
And my dad told him he was a great looking guy. and then added "no homo" after.
He said he's gonna start calling me "Benny" because we're "friends with bennyfits"
a girl is trying to cook hot pockets in a saute pan on the stove.
idk if ive ever seen a picture of him on facebook with his pants on
In hindsight buying the pill crusher with my vicodin prescription might have been too much.
Fuck you. You would only tell me how to get to your house in Spanish.
he was gone before i woke up. left a pee stain, phone number, note and $20 for sheets. safe to say i will not be calling.
You described pouring milk in your strawberry cereal as a glittering magnificent water fall, skimming over the mountain and little strawberry citizens.
Forgot to tell you--the bartender at Crowbar set his arm on fire last night. He was doing this "Cocktail" bartender trick of pouring alcohol that was on fire between glasses. Then some leaked out, onto his arm, and set his arm on fire, then his shirt. Exciting! (And he's ok).
So...guess who had sex tied to the ladder of a caboose under the stars in Joshua Tree? This bitch
Fuck you. Fuck this party. I just wanted to be pretty with a cute little tiara and boys sucking my tits, now i have a hangman game drawn on my face and jello shots in my hair.
I wanted to give you a great birthday party. You know I did.
You know you drink too much when the bartender at your favorite bar recognizes you at chipotle with your sunglasses on.
Guy just rode past on a lowrider bike smoking a blunt, I want his life
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