FYI: if you have sex in your room with the light on, we can totally see your shadows from the parking lot
Your boyfriend has good rhythm though.
found a new level of pathetic. i watched a guy pick out cigarette butts from a jar that weren't completely finished. make sure you go somewhere in life.
sometimes you have to go after what you want
true. and i really want to cum
what the fuck a piece of candy corn just came out of her nose
It was like having sex with a donkey. Everytime she got close she would kick me.
We got back together. The pastures weren't greener on the other side, the dicks were just smaller
I feel I should make it clear.....I'm not stalking you, I'm stalking ur dick. You don't even need to talk when you get here. At 4am I think we'd both prefer that anyway.
Ok I'm good with that cause I'm gonna disappear for 90 days
Are you goin to rehab again?
You know he really cares when he gives you one of those on-the-go toothbrushes for your walk of shame before running to work
All you had to say was "damn dude that looks fun, I miss ice fishing." But you sent a picture of poop. Classy
I ran into cvs barefoot with my belt undone and shirt buttoned wrong and didn't even have to ask. The guy working pointed and said "they're back there."
That's how I look going for the pbr.
Both guys that I'm dating were waiting for me in the parking lot after work. Literally the most awkward situation I have ever been in
I wonder if go pro can customize a cock ring so I don't have to hold the camera anymore
We fucked like animals on that lion king beanbag chair that your mom got you for your 10th bday
well, unfortunately the rug burn lasted longer than the actual relationship
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