Dude judst bought snd smokked tfour white widoew jointsd in Asmsterdam. Wstching the Cvhiefs gsme. Oh Boy.
You are why other countries hate Americans. But I say God bless you.
Dude, you really need to stop hitting on girls by telling them you sang a cappella in college.
you proceeded to suck on ur pinkie saying it reminded you of chris and you wanted him badly
Speaking of school, I've done the math and I get laid about 10 times more often than I did before I got my law degree. $100,000 well spent.
So I just learned that my father was teaching me rules for drinking games when I was 5.
Yessssss I diiiiid! I enjoyed 38% of it. There are 4 qualifications and 2 were good. 1. There is a penis in my vagina (Pass) 2. It's a big penis (Fail) 3. The sex is long and exciting and makes me sweat and have 6 pack abs (fail) 4. I got off (uhhh potential to pass...)
Also, that dude projectile vomiting all over the living room was the perfect distraction for me to swipe the booze and run.
You're like my zumba instructor for alcoholism right now
I'm going to smoke the pathetic stems and miscellaneous particles that weren't good enough for all my other bowls because its all I have left. This is my bag's Rudy moment.
I don't remember... but I heard a cop threatened to pepper spay my dick
My very favorite thing in the whole world is when guys try to booty call her as I'm fucking her. Sucks to suck.
On a completely different note: my hookup and i are now in a semester GPA competition. Winner gets froyo and sexual favors. School just got interesting.....
I've been continuously high for the last 48 hours, and just broke my 4th vibrator. Coincidence? FIND ME A MAN I BEG OF YOU.
cake and sex. what better combination is there.
So then I got so stoned I sat and took my pulse for 10 minutes.
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