He is an equal opportunity slut.
Have you ever been so weak from sleep you couldn't push your poo out?
i have only one word for you: 3somewithnorwegiangirls
I can't in good conscience help you bag a Catholic girl who isn't at least a 7.
Not only have I fallen off the wagon, it ran me over and just kept going...
I mean thanks for the bj but i wanna forget everything that happened last night between 11 and 5
Literally this kid just told me he's not planning to live past 30. Then he hit himself with a frying pan.
So that prostitue I banged at Steve's bachelor party just texted and invited me to a BBQ at her parents. Never again doubt the power of the cock piercing.
I have to choose between charging my phone or my vibrator. This is bullshit.
I noticed it at one point and thought do I really wanna bang the guy with the phone holster .....of course I do
Atleast we had sex on the couch before your ex took it from you
I woke up with a pube in my teeth...I'm disturbed cause we're both clean shaven
Booze, boobs, blunts and batman. dude, I'm livin' the life.
I had to break up with her. She was sending me study schedules and recipes for vegan lasagna. I’m just trying to survive man
i know were having a "heart to heart" right now, but does it make you feel uncomfortable that im sexting someone right now?
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