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(516): View more from New York

we just ha sex. he lasted two minutes. i told him to leave because i had class

(914): View more from New York

isnt today saturday?

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(774): View more from Massachusetts

It was good sex. She was screaming so much I didn't know whether or not my name was Matt or God.

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(616): View more from Michigan

those are the first brownies ive had since i was 13 that didnt have weed in them.

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(518): View more from New York

In my defense it was my birthday and I really wanted to do it.

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(803): View more from South Carolina

Do you think he woke up this morning, looked at you, and then regretted everything?

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(205): View more from Alabama

He spent 6 hours at the ER after crashing a motorcycle and still came to the bar, Ofcourse I went home with him. He's my hero.

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(513): View more from Ohio

I think i smell like relationship. That's my problem.

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(512): View more from Texas

Only three months past my 21st and I'm done. So many life lessons in so little time.

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(518): View more from New York

I almost had a threesome in a giant beanbag chair. I love college.

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