AIM automatically accepts video chats on my laptop. I found this out when I got a text from Jacob after my first attempt at drunk lesbian sex saying, "I'd give it a 7. You need to work on your positioning." I think I'm single now.
The ratio was 19 to 1 and the 1 was lauren so it didn't even count.
Dude, we totally smoked up inside a church organ last night. Add this to the epic list.
The stoners next door have their couch on the sidewalk again, shirtless, soaking their feet in a baby pool and listening to loud ukulele music. I want their life.
you should give me head with plastic fangs in
Soup is not an acceptable meal before doing that many Jager bombs
She kept crying and asking why I couldn't look more like Dennis quaid.
High with mom again. She's giving me relationship advice.
It makes no sense at first, you go with it, it's fun and entertaining and then a disaster
That's what I love about being a lesbian. My roommate's boyfriend watched her finger me and then he made me pancakes in the morning. AND THEN HE LEFT.
ok so i took my anxiety medication and i'm eating junior mints and i think my vagina will be ok
The hospital waiting room is starting to become a very familiar place to me.
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I feel like you're the sexual bearcat I've always wanted to be.
I would really like it if you guys got out of my bush
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