Now that I've come to graduate college. I realized the only discernible skill I learned was how to roll a joint properly. go me.
Well thats $24,000 well spent.
I may or may not have slept in someones apt on your street because they told me I was fun sized like a mini snickers
strike ten. I need to stop drinkng
I used the word aforementioned in my paper. That's an automatic A in community college.
After that we used the in-room hotel coffee pot to warm up some queso. it was brilliant
I'm lying on the floor in the back room praying my boss doesn't come to work today.never again
he just flipped me off the bed, said "deal with it", and came on me.
Call me when you get off. I have stories about black lesbians in jail begging to braid my hair...
The lady sitting right behind me on the bus has baby birds in her purse. Shes feeding them bugs from a cup with a pair of tweezers... I love san francisco!
Drinking vodka and pirating music in the library. Welcome to finals week.
I woke up without my clothes on covered up with a towel on the floor because for some reason I took a bath in my clothes at 2am.
You declared that afternoon sex will be referred to as "wet naps" from now on
If it makes u feel any better my dick feels pretty tender dude
Okay well for one he didn't speak any english but before any happened he made me use the translator to consent
are you still up? I want to use you for sexual things. you have 35 minutes to respond to this offer.
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