Pretty sure she's used to bigger guys. She kept slipping off while on top. like, constantly
Last nIght I drank wIth the new guy from fellowshIp & my pastor I've known sInce I was 7. It was agreed by them that I had nIce tIts. I'm not weIrded out In fact I'm flattered...
kicked my backpack and turned on my vibrator in the middle of class. success.
he woke me up at 3 am to ask me where my plunger, a towel, and staples were. i'm afraid to go into my bathroom.
i hope someone procrastinates by putting up the pics up...
sarah said she can't even post all of hers due to facebook indecency rules
he came in the shower with me...i thought it was going to be nice and romantic...until he started peeing on my leg.
We saluted the chips to the national anthem before cooking them. The house has to get a munchies fryer
Not sure if it is a new high or new low, but i left a basket on the porch of the sorority I woke up at. It had a description of the Minnie Mouse I woke up next to, and Plan B.
Nobody is here, I still yelled for someone to make me some toast. That my dear is commitment to doing nothing.
I apologize for violently hooking up with her in front of you in the jacuzzi last night.
I think the threesome was inevitable when she walked out in nothing but his boxers followed by him completely naked.
Two people confessed their love to me last night. Drunk is a good color on me
I feel as if we moved beyond the hook up stage when she blew me as I drunkenly finished my chicken nuggets.
I think I'd be more bothered by his cross dressing if I wasn't secretly into women..,
He's a college graduate, has an excellent job, and respects his family. To say nothing of his 8.5 inch cock. His narcolepsy not withstanding...I'm marrying this motherfucker.
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