I'm almost 25, which means I can ride with girls that have permits
Girl in my class with fire painted on her face. I. need. that. weed.
So I'm seriously debating forwarding these sexts to his horse faced new gf including the ones that say he still loves me... but I still need his check to clear... decisions decisions
well apperantly i passed out on the stairs shouting "victory".
She texted her brother about how much she loved his hot tub. He responded three days later that he wasn't aware he owned a hot tub.
The next time i black out make sure i remove the ping pong balls from my weave. Especially before my first day of classes.
The bar has bullet holes in the ceiling, and the country singer had been playing drunken weezer covers. A man just bought me a beer on the grounds that I 'have his back' in a fist fight with a stranger texan. And, yes, the bartender is wearing a sherif's badge
Also, horsecock action starts in about a month. Have you prepared yourself yet?
I found out Naomi Campbell and I have the same birthday and I feel like that explains so much
Just got blown whilst wearing a glow in the dark superman t shirt. Your night will never be as good as mine.
You HAVE to stop telling me about the shit you do drunk. I can't be both your brother AND your gay friend.
How dare you not respond to me after opening up a picture of my bare breasts
He has fairy lights round his bed.. And played Jamie cullum when we had sex... Hes batting for the other team right?
okay i know we havent talked for like weeks but i just really wanted to tell you that i miss your dick. like alot.
whose this? and thank you
Nothing ruins your day more than waking up to you dogs crotch in your face
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