come outside for a special surprise it involves huge boobs
Vibrating panties would be amazing during this conversation!
do you have any idea how expensive it is to have the munchies at Disneyland?
There is a different car in my driveway. Have no clue how I got home.
She gave 2 thumbs up when Nirvana came on the radio while blowing me in the bathroom
There is a full size piano in the middle of our road. Please tell me you had nothing to do with this.
i was talking to them for like 5 mins and they were like HEY LETS GET A PICTURE and tequila said it was good idea
YOU MAKE ANAL SEX SOUND LIKE A SPORTING EVENT
Its like drunk me is Oprah except instead of a car everyone's award is seeing my boobs
Let me rub your butt and eat French fries from your mouth and dip them in your ketchup filled belly button.
It was a frighteningly large penis to say the least
He brought me flowers and then spanked me with a Doctor Who paddle. Pretty good night, as these things go.
Awwwwwww!
One a scale of one to hella drunk, how gracefully can I make it down those stairs
He pulled out the guitar, sat in tub, and took requests while she puked her brains out in the toilet. I think he loves her.
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