would you ever date a girl who drove an 89 Chrysler LeBaron? - for the record it's a convertable
The walk of shame has never felt more glorious... I think it's the somberero
i dont care about people's attitudes as long as they give me head
her parents were awake and in the next room. i think i deserve a big fucking medal for that orgasm.
I am growing concerned with the number of people here in cowboy hats
I mean he's a cool ass guy, but he's genuinely in love with a fat chick. I just can't take him seriously as a person.
maybe next time you'll take an ex boyfriend warning you that she's batshit crazy as a warning instead of a challenge
Three guys came up to me at the bar and started dancing on me, while screaming "Johnson's girl." That's the last time I sleep with a freshmen.
Sounds good. I will just get tanked here and wear this batman mask.
I set up her keyboard so that no matter what she does, it will open up RedTube. Click and command Q all you like, its going to porn. No I play the waiting game
I'll pass on that plan. The lack of my penis in new vaginas is no where on the itinerary.
He called my boobs fluffy. Part sexy part pilsbury dough boy. Part sexy pilsbury dough boy. I'm so confused. And flattered?
All I've had to eat today are potatoes...and by that I mean vodka and chips
KY in my mouth and throat does not a party make.
Your vagina is like Nancy Drew lately.
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