She went to college and exploded out of the slut closet.
We dont have to go to dinner or anything gay like that. I just wanna do it.
I absolutely love you.
if i remember New Year's Eve then there is something seriously wrong.
I got a handjob to the OC theme song. It was like going back in time 7 years.
She put up a picture of her grandmother on facebook, looks like the lazy eye runs in the family
I feel awful
Physically or morally
Physically. The only immoral thing I did was steal money from strippers while they gave me lapdances.
We're pregaming our midterms. Also, when we get our tests back, we're taking a shot for every point we lost. If you're not in, you should just go ahead and transfer.
It looks like a tornado ripped through our living room and scattered clothes everywhere.
Count the bras. It was a category 3 whorenado ... I convinced the lesbians to come back to the apartment for a bottle of wine.
We haven't even scratched the surface on the damage we could do. Just saying
No joke, I just found $85 on the ground. Must be because I bought you all that liquor. So much good karma.
Dude we both faced 40s of steel reserve which is like saying, "Hey, I'm a complete piece of shit!"
No one should ever be so high that they forget the food. That's just...its a violation of God and Nature, of the very laws that we live by!
anyone can pick a bar fight and pick up a waitress at a bar, not everyone hangout with two wolves. TWO WOLVES.
I've never wanted anyone to have herpes as I much as I want him to right now.
our moms work together...I can just see the conversation now, hey your daughter ruined my sons marriage, that's probably how it will start.
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