look no pants
yeah worst sex in my life. plus i think her little brother was in the room.
do all gilrs hav hair on thier vagaina ?
Don't drive home.
We had one of those mutual "I know your on a dating website, I won't tell if you won't" glances.
can we please take bets on how much therapy you'll need in the future?
she said if she won the lottery she'd fuck me... isn't that like government funded prostitution?
I got you a housewarming gift. It starts with "A" and ends with "bottle of Jameson"
do to the flooding of the park, there will be a midnight bikini mud wrestling party behind my dorm. all are welcome.
apologized to him about 10 times for being drunk. told him about 15 times that he was "really pretty"
No. I'm drinking straight up vodka right now. With a pineapple in it.
That'll put some boobs in that bra.
Damn why is there no horse blowjob emoji?
L'Shannah Tovah!
Whats that? My new stripper name?
Sounds like she has 4 first names. Like a sad version of Ricky bobby
Anyway, all that to say that tiny penises are a hassle.
Can you get winded from lip syncing? I don't know how Britney does it
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