You can spell. I can kill people with no remorse. We all have our skills.
This girl wants me to lick her pits
pits??
Yeah pits, I think I still go for it though
He looked way older than 15. He probably thought that since I have braces I was 15. Fuck. The 6 year age gap is never to be spoken about. Especially because what happened constitutes as illegal.
your cum blends into my yellow sheets :/
I think I just puked all over my comforter and my roomdmate won't wakt up to washc it for me
if he only knew that in between each sext i was puking.
No. I do not want to discuss your lesbian tendencies with my sister.
She still started it.
maybe you should do the old hyperventilate, take a shot of vodka, sniff someone's hair trick
You know your in for a great weekend when you buy the booze already in crutches
Beer vodka and pink lemonade powder mixed together. So. Many. Penises. My vagina will be calling out to them tonight. Coooooooooooooome.
Moral of the story: If you're gonna throw a glass of wine in a guy's face, don't do it in your own kitchen.
How many tongue depressors should I need to steal from urgent care to make samurai armor?
i am willing to donate my body to this science experiment when it means free blowjobs
Come over. I have beer, your weird ass vegan pizza, and a raging hard on.
Marry me.
He made me chicken tenders and margaritas in preparation for me to take a pregnancy test at his place later tonight. Like...seriously.
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