Oprah is sooooo fat. I can't even concentrate on Mackenzie Phillips talking about banging her dad
nothing this campus sells is worth it. not even sex.
if you google earth my address you can see me getting out of my car. finally my moment of being famous
I briefly wondered why they weren't in school, but after the tinier one shouted "check out dem titties!" I had my answer
From what I remember, he had one ball. But it was cute
No, "because my penis told me to" is not an acceptable answer to that question
still finding ketchup in my shoes. thanks to graduation that is probably the last time ill ever say that..
i just keep picturing us drunk surrounded by kittens.
Carving a pumpkin in a gay bar at 2am. How did my life get to be this way.
if Anne Taylor knew what she did in her clothes, she'd be banned from the store.
oh come on, it's the perfect length summer dress to blow a stranger in the bathroom in
I feel like you can't break up with someone on 420. It's against stoner code
I might be offended if you don't bang me tomorrow. You know, for America.
Am I just high or is she having an auction for her vagina on Twitter
You've reached your one pic per night limit. To increase your limit, start conversations before 9 and submit your request for an additional pic before 10.
I’ve been home 1 day and already had sex with my ex and got a blowie from her cousin and currently I’m getting molested by a cougar at the bar!!!! Plenty to give thanks for this year!!!!
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