Have you not heard of Jennifer's supreme lust for William Shatner? She wants to eat Taco Bell off of his love handles
He wrote my name on his dick, took a picture and then said "this has your name written all over it!"
i wish semen tasted like chocolate
Well, let's be honest here. You're dealing with gay guys... EVERYTHING has an emotional attachment.
btw found the cat. he didn't appreciate the toilet bath.
Hey everyone. This evenings celebration will commence with a cocktail hour at genghis at 830 to be followed with an upscale dining experience at taco bell at 10. All are welcome. This is not a joke. Thank you
We're knee deep in HJ's right now.
you know it's gonna be a good 4/20 when you start saving up for it in january.
Was there a Canadian at your party or did I dream that?
Oh aight, and i was just going to be content with drinking, beating off and watching ninja turtles
It feels like New Years Day all over again...me trying desperately not to throw up in the backseat & mom and dad blissfully unaware in the front
He showed up at my apartment drunk with a telescope wanting me to look at the "blown up star" in -24 degree weather, claiming "it's in the name if science"
If it makes you feel any better they literally are drinking alcohol out of a toilet. They are serving drinks out of a nasty ass toilet...!
I had to dust off the condom box before she came over..
I just had a legitimate orgy. Wearing glowsticks.
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