I feel like our bond as friends is a lot stronger now that I've talked to you on the phone while having sex.
you were running down the aisles of wal mart singing 'follow the yellowbrick road'. i'm pretty sure you thought the night shift workers were the munchkins & started crying when they wouldnt help u find the wizard. needless to say u were pretty stoned/wasted
Best moment of my life. I just got a text from some random number that said i can't wait to touch you. Her name is kiara and she had the wrong number.
Tonight I think I'm going to go out with a french braid so I don't wake up with puke hair. Thoughts?
And your mom thought you weren't even thinking about your future... she would be proud
He screamed "Oh boy! Oh boy!" during climax.
It'll be just me and my penis against the world.
Finished the final in under ten minutes and then puked in the bushes outside. I don't even care if I graduate anymore.
He's cute when he's drunk, too. Also he tried to fight my door...
You stood outside his house all night throwing your sister's leftover Easter eggs and singing 'now you're just somebody that I used to blow'
If a vagina could give out awards, you should be preparing an acceptance speech.
I was mid hand job and stopped me because he wanted to "connect" which meant putting his thumb in between my eyebrows and a hand over my heart and closing our eyes...
This is what happens when wu tang raised you
Be safe. If you have intercourse with a boy use so many condoms this his penis is no longer recognizable.
I saw the president of my women in business club at the bar last night...I was gonna thank her for teaching me the business skills to create my own fake to get in... then i decided not
"hahahaha" is not a sufficient reply when I tell you my mother laughed at a joke about me giving blowjobs.
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